I've heard some music from this guy named G.Love and he has some band called the Special Sauce. I'm not so sure if he's still popular, but I remember at least within the last year he was cool with the "dude-guy beach group". You know the types: they tried being surfer dudes, but they barely know how to surf and just listen to all that "grooving" shit-ass music. First of all, G.Love sounds like he's trying to be about 20 notches too cool. Sing with a normal voice, douche bag, you're not Ween. The scary thing, though, is he probably is trying to sing with the voice he does. It's fucking terrible.

Continuing on about the beach dude guy shit...there's nothing I hate more than surf-guy dude-guys. Now, surf guys are cool; usually easy going people who just like to "ride the waves". But when you add the "dude-guy" combination into the entire equation, it equals ugly. Then you have little fairies with their backwards Red Sox caps and Abercrombie & Fitch polo shirt talking about "the awesome waves" at whatever shit beach they go to that really doesn't have awesome waves. Look, man, this is the Northeast; we're not some type of surfing mecca. Our "big waves" are not big, not even close. Maybe if there's a hurricane off see, but really, are you surfing then? And if you are...well, I think nature will do what's right then.

G. Love, though, does not annoy me like people such as Atmosphere, Brother Ali, I Self Divine, etc. Yes, some are good lyricists, and yes, the music can be cool sometimes...but it seems like all the same people do the same beats. They're all fucking the same. I believe this is because a lot of these rappers just use the same producers and shit, but still, it's fucking rediculous. Why does every fucking song need a high-pitched woman singing in the background? Anyone who's ever heard any of those rappers--especially Atmosphere--know what I'm talking about. It's all the same fucking sound.

I'm sure I'm very contradictiontacular right there, but I don't give a fuck, it's Friday and I'm almost home. So shut the fuck up.